Funny / not funny?

God. Why do you always have to be right about everything?

I don't know. Why do you always have to be wrong about everything?

Biggest lightning storm, ever. 20-50+ Lightning strikes, many making contact with the ground, less than a mile away. Close enough for the sonic boom created by lightning sizzling its way through air to sound something like a bomb. Cool, yeah. Aftermath, I'm lucky to get 5.0 kb/s on broadband.

AKA, its taking 30 seconds to 5 minutes to load the front page of livejournal.com.

Probably gone for awhile, not that anyone cares. Yeah.